It's called "Guilty" and yes, it's designed by (drumroll) JEFF KOONS. Jesus Christ.. Ilona Staller could have done a better job.
Friday, 29 August 2008
The World's Ugliest Boat
People walking/running into something A.K.A The Most Stupid Post So Far but I feel like it today, so WTF. Take care outside, folks. Whatever..
Bacon & Absinthe Lollipops
What more do you need?? Bacon in the morning, Absinthe at night. Or the other way around. 100% work safe and free of meat, wheat or dairy. Hey Lollipop company: Send some Absinthes over for the free advertising! Thanx.
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Black Hole Action
In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
The sun
In my disgrace
Boiling heat
Summer stench
neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And Ill hear you
Scream again
Black hole sun
Wont you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Wont you come
Wont you come
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Money Money Money
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
Click here for more money folding action
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Monday, 18 August 2008
Friday, 15 August 2008
The worst fight scene ever!
Ok.. this video has already been several times around the block but whenever I watch it, it makes me laugh again. And again. And again.
There was a video with Jean Claude Van Damme dancing some shitty discodance before a fight scene. Where was that??
Oh, here it is..
ROBO-CORN!!!
Who's gonna pay your bills?
Who's gonna do your dirty dishes?
Who's gonna give you tripple orgasms?
Who's gonna get Bin Laden?
Who's gonna impeach the President?
Who's gonna buy an ice cream for every kid?
Who's gonna buy you a drink?
Who's gonna operate carbon-free?
Who's gonna win the equestrian competition in London 2012?
Who's gonna save the world?
ROBO-CORN!!!
Monday, 11 August 2008
Friday, 8 August 2008
How to save the Olympics in 7 easy steps
1. Choose a Greek island (There are gazillions).
2. Put all the Olympia stuff on this island and rename it OLYMPIA.
3. Pay with the money that comes in from legalized cannabis sales.
4. Let all the athletes compete naked (like it used to be) to increase viewing figures.
5. Deport all IOC members to another Greek Island. With no food.
6. Host summer games on OLYMPIA every 2 years and give the profits to charity.
7. Scrap the Winter Olympics.
Check out the great history of Olympic Scandals
Thursday, 7 August 2008
BMX Boom Boxers
Made in Queens
"Whilst most city types are making their bikes as light as possible for ease and speed, there are a group of young Trinidiadians who are loading as much as they humanly can to their BMX bikes in an attempt to get as much wattage as they can for their old school sound rigs."
Check out the film by Nicolas Randall
Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Greek Patriotism
The sign is funny enough. But check out the awful comments on the original page.
Is the world full of demented cynics that just sit at home in their dirty underpants and send their shitty comments to every available on-line source and then go to biggazongas.com to wank off while thinking about how great it would be if they had the balls to raise an opinion in the real world. You can also find all of them on digg.com. If you check their profiles you can see the following:
Dugg 5
Comments 25667
Submitted 1
Made popular 0% Popular Ratio
..pathetic.
Monday, 4 August 2008
DIY Frankenstein
How to do it:
1. Recreate your old passport photo.
2. Put the recreation & the original together.
Result: Scary Art Photo
..show it to the kids to freak them out
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